Nerd alert: my favorite Nintendo game EVAR, Bionic Commando, is being remade for Xbox and Playstation. The best part is — they’re not just making a new game inspired by the old classic, but they are literally recreating the original NES Bionic Commando virtually level-for-level, complete with original terrible enemy dialogue (“Get the heck out of here, you nerd!”) and an update of the excellent 8-bit soundtrack. The new 2D sidescroller will be called Bionic Commando: Rearmed (ha). But the bestest part is — hold on, fanboys — two-player simultaneous play! I am quite looking forward to some lost afternoons this year as I relive my middle school memories.
CC JRNL 